- In all seriousness though, you are the most wonderful, intelligent and lovely person out there. Each one of you people putting up with me! ->
- Having done enough damage for today and to spare your followers: watch YouTube and play StarCraft 2 the rest of the day. #tweetyourboringday ->
- Reverse too quickly into your garage and dent the rear fender of your car. :( #tweetyourboringday ->
- Note that the guy before you had the air pump set to 6 bar. Alas no way of catching him to prevent an accident. #tweetyourboringday ->
- Praised be his hammeryness! #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/yCyuzskhgU ->
- Wonder why anti-rust grease smells deliciously minty… #tweetyourboringday ->
- Rejoice as wheel comes loose thanks to gratuitous use of rubber, not plastic, hammer. \o/ #tweetyourboringday ->
- Curse loudly at the fact that all your wheels are firmly rust-welded in place. Fetch plastic hammer… #tweetyourboringday ->
- Seeing that temperatures are going up, start putting the summer tires on your car. #tweetyourboringday ->
- See that sun is out, decide to bring old electronics to recycling centre. Wonder if people have started unfollowing yet. #tweetyourboringday ->
- Proceed with 'roombafication' of flat, clean Roomba's underbelly and let Roomba loose. #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/sP0WJEHUSL ->
- Unwrap parcel you got earlier without making an unboxing video. #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/tgwM1D691N ->
- Set heating back to 'auto' mode and put garage door in its place. #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/g1vmSHPlaC ->
- Enjoy uploaded music in car on way back. (Tweet written and sent while stationary of course.) #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/nh3mbAbySM ->
- Early lunch at McDonald's for lazy people. #tweetyourboringday ->
- First sync new music to car though. #tweetyourboringday http://t.co/mWMRRWvrmo ->
- Shower: check. Clothes: check. Time to go to the post office to fetch a parcel. #tweetyourboringday ->
- Woke up at: 8:00. Got out of bed at: whatever time it is right now. ->