- I was never good at parking but this takes the cake! Guess I have to find a new one now. #halo4 http://t.co/ZS1Dmmlq ->
- I'm probably the hairdresser's equivalent to a computer store owner's customer going "I don't know, any PC is fine". ->
- My hairdresser doesn't know that I've long given up trying to make my hair look good. They're shocked when I ask them to just cut it short. ->
- I love Android but it does annoy me how hard it is to move the cursor to a specific position within text. Please find a fix for that @Google ->
- Laundry: done. Put rubbish out: done. Eat something: done. Time to have a look at this 'Halo' thing… ->
- Whoa, almost forgot, it's DUST-E's birthday today! Happy 3rd, you cable munching rascal! http://t.co/gihM786W ->
- My Xbox 360 Wireless Receiver packed up… luckily a bit of Googling and 5 minutes of soldering iron wizardry, and it's back to life! \o/ ->
- ZOMGWTFBBQ! Halo already made it from the UK to the sorting centre in my country! In other words, it will fall into my clutches tomorrow. ->