- Dear @comicsansprjct , Y U NO use Comic Sans for your mission statement at http://t.co/VdhCdyZt ? #iseetimesnewroman #isntitalanis #
- Dear @TweetDeck, it would be nice if your Android app could stop mangling @YouTube URIs so they can't be opened on the device any more. #
- In memory of the fun times that we had http://t.co/EqamEXsb http://t.co/QQbIAIj1 My mom found him 'asleep' under a tree in the garden today. #
- Hello, and welcome to another episode of 'Cooking without looking'… #howhardcanitbe #
- Dear brute force scanners from Korea, even if you managed to guess my root password, you would be prompted for my One Time PW. #justleaveit #
- Koreans attacking my server again (guess some people just woke up and started their machines). Time to TARPIT some netranges! #
- Started watching 'The Inbetweeners' series. Very funny, definitely recommend it. #