- "It figured out EXACTLY what I wanted to say" – Yep, sure did… ;) http://t.co/scTRq8sE #
- Oh, good, my car alarm works. Should've turned that off before jacking it up… #loud #earsringing #
- Wishing McDonalds had a webcam so I could see how bad the line is. Kinda want to go but don't feel like waiting. #lazy #impatient #badcombo #