- I think I might be pregnant, I spend the whole day stuffing my face with all kinds of food! #
- Dear 'FT8324', if your vehicle emitted any more smoke, @eurocontrol would start shutting down the airspace around it! Love, thecarbehindyou. #
- Wait. When did 'Castle' become '24' without the clock? #justaddsometortureandwearegood #
- So, little criminal thinking it's easy to get my passwords? Shouldn't have left your shoddy phishing form writable. #myscriptkeepsdeletingit #
- In unrelated news: I submitted my tax return/deduction form a week ago and already have the money?! Thank you, super fast government worker! #
- Every bit of driving fun ruined by somebody crawling at 20 below the limit and the acceleration of a sloth on narcotics. #ihatethesedays #
- Ugh, Blade powered itself down, ILO will not let me power it up and I don't have access to BladeCenter. I'm going to bed. #stuckuntillater #