- Dear inconsiderate slobs: I have enough trouble getting my car into the garage without your car blocking my driveway. Please park elsewhere! #
- I love that the sun's out but holy cow, is my living room window dirty! That's getting cleaned right now! #
- All clean. Transparency +30%. #
- When a console game tells me to 'press start', I always press A or X. I'm a rebel like that! ;) #
- Gotta stop reading work mail on my BB, after all, I'm on vacation today! #
- Freshly washed and ready for it's first LANparty. Isn't it just beautiful? Followers, don't worry, my… #
- Brrrr, it sure is cold out. #