- The things some people come up with! Dead guy on chatroulette:
# - Goodbye, big_chunk_of_money, hello yet_another_mortgage_to_pay. The good news: Less than 3 days remaining! #
- Dear brain: Today is Wednesday! Stop returning Thursday whenever I query you! #
- I liked the voice acting in Heavy Rain but I still find this funny! http://bit.ly/acvZV0 #
- 24 hours … #
- I haz new car! Yay! #
- http://twitpic.com/19l5r9 – If you need me, I’ll be downstairs in the garage. :P #
- Headache, sore throat. The day doesn’t start well. #