My boring life on Twitter [2013-02-23]

I’d rather have some horse meat in my lasagne. RT: “Couple find dead bird in Tesco salad bag http://t.co/SyybQtAu7R via @Alexander_Banks -> Hey @LuxairAirlines, you force people’s usernames to lowercase when they register, so you should also force them that way when they log in! -> NEVER leave me alone with a credit card and …

My boring life on Twitter [2013-02-16]

Filling out my tax returns form for fun and profit! Granted, the fun is quite limited, not to say non-existent, but I can't deny the profit. -> I have half a mind to blacklist all mail from @Yahoo Reason: Overzealous blacklisting of other Internet participants plus unhelpful support. -> Time for Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe! …

My boring life on Twitter [2013-02-09]

http://t.co/PLsMiocG Not sure what the title refers to but it's certainly not the song, because that works brilliantly! Perfect for driving. -> Making a mess in the kitchen and this MDK episode fits what I'm preparing, at least in part. http://t.co/Kc1gQglK -> "If you start measuring your sandwiches every time you go in somewhere…" @billtvmacon …

My boring life on Twitter [2013-02-02]

In today's science experiment, watch what happens when you apply H2O with force to a glass pane! #Iamnotawindowcleaner http://t.co/gQdja8S4 -> Wait! 'Uploads only' is now the default when clicking 'My subscriptions'? Still not the home page but I'll take it! Thanks, @YouTube! -> Sometimes I wish I had a proper camera instead of a cellphone. …

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